Schools Out, yup

I'm done. Actually I was done Tues, and yesterday I moved in with my friend Melissa. I'm excited, except she has cats and they smell. Eww. I gotta fix that somehow. Any suggestions short of poison? I start my new job on Monday. Oy this keyboard sucks. I have to use the SRC computer pod, cause I moved my computer, but no internet service yet. This is driving my crazy!!!! So...hard...to...type!!!

UPDATE!

So I know this is a lame ass update, but oh well.

apocryphal-Of questionable authorship or authenticity. Derived from apocrypha which is 14 biblical books included in the Vulgate but considered uncanonical by Protestants because they are not part of the Hebrew scriptures. They were rejected by the major canons when considered for inclusion in the modern day bible.

Word.

onanistic- masturbatory, self-gratifying.

I think beauty pageants are rather onanistic.

No freakin way!

I've actually posted twice in one day! Don't expect it to happen again.
I've decided to start a word of the day. If you have any favorite words, feel free to email me with suggestions. Also, try making sentences with them in the comments. (Not sure about this idea). Boy this sounds like a cheesy lit assignment.
ire- wrath, anger
Previous comments have stirred a great ire within me.

Why

We all expose ourselves through our writing; writing communicates more about us than a lifetime of short conversations. Whether we want it to or not, writng is subjective. You could write a paper on the fall of Rome, and in reading it I would learn as much about you as I would the fall of Rome. When you write, you expose the tender underbelly of your being. You open yourself up to the cruelties of society, and give them the option of being pleased with what they've found, and nuturing it, or tearing apart that tender flesh.
When I post online, I realize that I am exposing myself to a world of sharks who are not afraid to attack, shrouded by a mask of anonymity and distance. This is a risk I take. However, I don't expose myself without protection. The more I am attacked, the more I learn of my attacker. I will not admit defeat.I will continue to put myself out there to be judged, ridiculed, accepted, and dissected. My flesh is hard to penetrate and quick to heal. No matter how many times I am attacked, I will still be there, the same person, undamaged.

"Let me not to the marriage of true minds

Admit impediments. Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or bends with the remover to remove"
-Shakespeare, excerpt, Sonnet 116

I think the marriage of true minds is intellectual. The deepest connection you can have with someone is connecting soul to soul. I'm not talking soul mates. This could be an intimacy achieved in a coffee shop, with a person you just met. But I stray from my original topic. I guess this last part is just something to think about.

Napoleon Dynamite

SUCKED.
I have heard so much about it that I finally decided to see it for myself. There is no more to the plot than a Blue's Clues episode, and with less mystery and suspense. The characters are cliche to a fault, and the ending has to be the worst ever. This mind-numbing movie drones on for what seems like eternity, finally reaching a climax that a habitual masturbator wouldn't find climatic. I don't know how this movie made it to the theater, much less with the landslide popularity and slew of bad qoutes it left in it's wake. I firmly believe that America's movie picking skills are officially null and void. All I have to say to all you people who quote this movie instead of coming up with your own equally banal and unwitty catch phrases is Gosh, Idiots.

Apologies...

Sorry I haven't posted much, but last week was midterms and this is spring break. I diid try to post today, but it erased my post, and I'm too frustrated with blogger to write it again.

Winter break?

A show about nothing

Hmm well there'a nothing really to post about so i will ramble instead.
-Martha Stewart got out of jail today, and while she was in jail her stock tripled, so that she is now a billionaire again.
-Happy Birthday to Laura!
-I almost got in a fight today about about the amount that I sleep, because it's apparently 'unhealthy'. Bite me. We all do what we enjoy. Or maybe I'm just not ready to admit that he might be right. Whatever.
-Amy, all I want is an apology.
-Spring break starts the 12th!!! Yay! Too bad there are midterms sandwiching my spring break so that I will have to study during it. Depending on when everyone's sprng break is, and where you will be, hopefully I will get to see you.
-Enough rambling, have a rockin weekend!